"You think I’m a bad mom?..." | Laughter Time | EP-13

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!  


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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
·         Telegram
·         Telephone
·         Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Maybe you could teach your students the phrase "politically correct" and discuss it 

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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's. 


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If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.


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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?" 


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Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”


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I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 


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I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. 


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An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
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The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”


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"Can you please hold my hand?"A mother asks her son: "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?"
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Son: "My name is Paul."

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