"Mom, where do tampons go?..." | Laughter Time | EP-14

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
·         Telegram
·         Telephone
·         Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.EDITOR'S NOTE: Maybe you could teach your students the phrase "politically correct" and discuss it.  


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A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?! 

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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself." 


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A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."  


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When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals. 


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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."


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Doctor: You're obese.
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Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
-Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too. 


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Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."


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Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”


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"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In the stork?"

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