"her daughter is my fiancée........" | Laughter Time | EP-04

Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.Horror night is,When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.





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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.




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 Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane.
Before the takeoff, one announcement came
“This plane is made by your students”
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside.
But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”?
Then the principal replied
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

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Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…

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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.

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Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!
Doctor : So, since when did you have this problem ?
Patient : What problem?
Doctor is shocked.**





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I was in 10th; she was in 10th.
I was in 12th; she was in 12th.
I got BSc; she got BSc
I was doing MSc; she got married.
I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.
I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.
I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard
I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th
I have joined job; her daughter has joined college
And the greatest Irony!
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancée.


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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.



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