" I would have died without it......" | Laughter Time | EP-03

Funny man to Amli: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Amli rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the funny man.
Amli said: You fool, he is not my friend.



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A Husband and wife were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged his wife with his jaws. 
Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him! 
Husband: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.




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 A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"
The father thought for a moment,
"Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

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Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.


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Two friends visit a Stadium.
First: Why are all these people running?
Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?


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Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!
Doctor : So, since when did you have this problem ?
Patient : What problem?
Doctor is shocked.**





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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.


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