"Yes, you are very ugly too....." | Laughter Time | EP-01

The Perfect Son. 
A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' 

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' 
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'


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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. 
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. 
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. 
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? 

B: I think you are pretty ugly. 


Insulting someone is often considered funny, especially when that person is fishing for a complement. 


NOTE: pretty ugly = very ugly 
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.



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